My picks for Extreme Rules
Roman Reigns (c) vs. “The Demon” Finn Bálor, Universal Champion Championship Remember when Finn Balor made his Wrestlemania entrance with all those gay flags? lol. Prediction: The Big Dog Charlotte Flair (c) vs. Alexa Bliss, Raw Women’s Championship Alexa is the best looking chick on the show, so why put her in the creepy makeup? Stupid. Prediction: Alexa Bliss Becky Lynch (c) vs. Bianca Belair, SmackDown Women’s Championship In a sport where everything is dumb, wrestling with a five foot pony tail might be the dumbest idea yet. Prediction: My bathroom break doesn't take long enough. Damian Priest (c) vs. Jeff Hardy vs. Sheamus, United States Championship I'm pretty sure Damian Priest is Satan. Likewise, Sheamus sports crosses. Obviously I want Sheamus to win, but I think Priest pins Hardy. Prediction: Satan The Usos (c) vs. The Street Profits, SmackDown Tag Team Championship Match The skinny (by wrestling standards) guy annoys the shit out of me even more than the Usos' bizarre hood accent. Prediction: Usos Liv Morgan vs. Carmella So 3 out of 6 matches this show are women's matches? Prediction: I put my kids to bed without a fight because they think this show sucks too.
Wowza. I haven’t been this uninterested in a PPV since Hell in a Cell, way back in June. WWE has been hit or miss lately. This month is a big miss. I just want my monthly wrestling fix but instead we get three women’s matches and a bunch of jabronis I don’t care about. If WWE wants me to stay interested, I suggest they feature better male wrestlers. Prediction: I fall asleep before the main event.
Oscar Murillo is a casual wrestling fan who has the internet and is therefore an expert on all things wrestling.