GT: Virus deaths no longer the fault of the president BREAKING: Virus deaths no longer the fault of the president
GT: Forest fire arsonist identified as Squirrel Lives Matter activist Forest fire arsonist identified as Squirrel Lives Matter activist
GT: Trump uses Dominion machines to count crowd size: 9 billion in attendance Trump uses Dominion machines to count crowd size: 9 billion in attendance
GT: Colorado woman refuses to see mountain of evidence of mountain Colorado woman refuses to see mountain of evidence of mountain
GT: Local Libertarian eagerly awaiting Trump’s opinion to hate it Local Libertarian eagerly awaiting Trump’s opinion to hate it
GT: Local Republican eagerly awaiting Trump’s opinion to determine his own opinion Local Republican eagerly awaiting Trump’s opinion to determine his own opinion
GT: Local Democrat eagerly awaiting Trump’s opinion to determine his own opinion Local Democrat eagerly awaiting Trump’s opinion to determine his own opinion
GT: Joe Biden releases new book: ‘How to Unite with Stupid, Inbred, Racist Nazis’ Joe Biden releases new book: ‘How to Unite with Stupid, Inbred, Racist Nazis’
TSC: Pope canonizes teen as Patron Saint of Pwning Noobs Pope canonizes teen as Patron Saint of Pwning Noobs
GT: AOC launches new ‘honest socialism’ clothing line AOC launches new ‘honest socialism’ clothing line