Bowie Bee Learns About Immigration

The first of Richie Richards’ new children’s series, Bowie Bee, is now available in paperback. Through the eyes of Bowie, a brave and inquisitive bee, children will learn lessons about the world and themselves applicable to real-world issues.

Bowie and his hive of bustling bees find bunnies in their berry patch. When he expresses concern about the new residents, Bowie is met with scorn from his fellow bees.

Bowie Bee Learns About Immigration teaches children lessons in supply and demand, invading populations and speaking the truth, even when the truth is unpopular.

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Trapped in Kayfabe: Elimination Chamber 2023

By Cornelius Cruise

WWE heads into communist territory for the Elimination Chamber pay per view. Predictions:

Bobby Lashley vs. Brock Lesnar

Nobody can beat Brock Lesnar. Not even the guy that got Donald Trump elected President. Sorry, Bobby. Prediction: We see at least 10 spears 

Edge & Beth Phoenix vs. Finn Balor & Rhea Ripley

If I wanted to watch men and women compete against eachother, I would watch college swimming instead. Mixed matches are dumb. Prediction: Edge

Raquel Rodriguez vs Liv Morgan vs. Nikki Cross vs. Asuka vs. Natalya, Elimination Chamber Match (Raw Womens Contendership)

This entire match should be replaced with a five minute Carmella vs Liv Morgan match. Prediction: It's better than this year's Rumble but worse than a Bra-and-Panties Match.

Austin Theory (c) vs. Seth Rollins vs. Johnny Gargano vs. Bronson Reed vs. Damian Priest vs. Montez Ford, Elimination Chamber Match (United States Championship)

Never heard of Bronson Reed before, but he can't be as annoying as Montez Ford. Prediction: Austin Theory

Roman Reigns vs. Sami Zayn, Undisputed WWE Universal Championship

Montreal is going to love Sami. They're also going to hate when Roman spears him in half. Suck it, Canada. Prediction: Big Dog retains

It’s hard to get excited about a card without Gunther but Bobby/Brock and Sami/Roman could save the show. The crowd will be wild for Zayn, but watching Reigns piss off a bunch of Godless commies will be hilarious. Prediction: I sleep better than Sami Zayn tonight.

Read The Dirtsheets, a dark comedy pro wrestling graphic novel, on Amazon Kindle or paperback

Cornelius Cruise has the internet and is therefore an expert on professional wrestling.

Suicitis, Now on Amazon

In an attempt to impress some girls, Adam embarrasses a woman, resulting in a tragic bloody scene. From then on, people perish everywhere he goes. Adam must determine the cause of this nightmare and find the cure before he succumbs to the chaos himself.

Suicitis is a dark comedy graphic novel based on characters from Richie Richards’ First World Problems webcomic series. Now available in paperback and Amazon kindle.