GT: Joe Biden appoints Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey as Secretary of Education Joe Biden appoints Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey as Secretary of Education
GT: In attempt to unite the country, Joe Biden gets a spray tan In attempt to unite the country, Joe Biden gets a spray tan
GT: Velvet Ropes awarded Medal of Freedom for saving democracy during Jan 6 insurrection Velvet Ropes awarded Medal of Freedom for saving democracy during Jan 6 insurrection
GT: POLL: 86% of Dead Voters Already Regret Voting for Biden POLL: 86% of Dead Voters Already Regret Voting for Biden
GT: Trump pranked Biden by rearranging his pill organizer before leaving White House Trump pranked Biden by rearranging his pill organizer before leaving White House
GT: Virus deaths no longer the fault of the president BREAKING: Virus deaths no longer the fault of the president
GT: Oxford changes definition of ‘peaceful’ to include ‘surrounded by thousands of troops’ Oxford changes definition of ‘peaceful’ to include ‘surrounded by thousands of troops’
GT: Joe Biden releases new book: ‘How to Unite with Stupid, Inbred, Racist Nazis’ Joe Biden releases new book: ‘How to Unite with Stupid, Inbred, Racist Nazis’
GT: President-Elect selects Donald Trump as Secretary of State President-Elect selects Donald Trump as Secretary of State
GT: Democrats insist Biden was actually a Republican when he committed those crimes Democrats insist Biden was actually a Republican when he committed those crimes