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Order Now: ABC Degeneracy
The Alphabet Gets Degenerate!
What could be more fun than learning about the alphabet and degeneracy at the same time? ABC Degeneracy: An Alphabet Book for Degenerates introduces children to the alphabet in an easy and enjoyable format with colorful globohomo illustrations and the degeneracy that plagues our culture.
A LEARNING ADVENTURE
– Discover degeneracies for every letter of the alphabet.
EDUCATIONAL
– Prevent your child from becoming an illiterate degenerate.
FUN!
– Great birthday or holiday gift for people of all ages.
– Must have for new parents, a great baby shower gift!
– Perfect for the degenerates in your life.
Gotta bam them all
Now we have to socialize in person?
Fuck around find out
Don’t be late
Thug life
Gangsta shit
Trapped in Kayfabe: WWE Extreme Rules 2021
by Michael Cruz
My picks for Extreme Rules:
Roman Reigns (c) vs. “The Demon” Finn Bálor, Universal Champion Championship
Remember when Finn Balor made his Wrestlemania entrance with all those gay flags? lol. Prediction: The Big Dog
Charlotte Flair (c) vs. Alexa Bliss, Raw Women’s Championship
Alexa is the best looking chick on the show, so why put her in the creepy makeup? Stupid. Prediction: Alexa Bliss
Becky Lynch (c) vs. Bianca Belair, SmackDown Women’s Championship
In a sport where everything is dumb, wrestling with a five foot pony tail might be the dumbest idea yet. Prediction: My bathroom break doesn't take long enough.
Damian Priest (c) vs. Jeff Hardy vs. Sheamus, United States Championship
I'm pretty sure Damian Priest is Satan. Likewise, Sheamus sports crosses. Obviously I want Sheamus to win, but I think Priest pins Hardy. Prediction: Satan
The Usos (c) vs. The Street Profits, SmackDown Tag Team Championship Match
The skinny (by wrestling standards) guy annoys the shit out of me even more than the Usos' bizarre hood accent. Prediction: Usos
Liv Morgan vs. Carmella
So 3 out of 6 matches this show are women's matches? Prediction: I put my kids to bed without a fight because they think this show sucks too.
Wowza. I haven’t been this uninterested in a PPV since Hell in a Cell, way back in June. WWE has been hit or miss lately. This month is a big miss. I just want my monthly wrestling fix but instead we get three women’s matches and a bunch of jabronis I don’t care about. If WWE wants me to stay interested, I suggest they feature better male wrestlers. Prediction: I fall asleep before the main event.
Michael Cruz is a casual wrestling fan who has the internet and is therefore an expert on all things wrestling.
ABC Degeneracy now on preorder
The Alphabet Gets Degenerate!
What could be more fun than learning about the alphabet and degeneracy at the same time? ABC Degeneracy introduces children to the alphabet in an easy and enjoyable format with colorful globohomo illustrations and the degeneracy that plagues our culture.
A LEARNING ADVENTURE
– Discover degeneracies for every letter of the alphabet.
EDUCATIONAL
– Prevent your child from becoming an illiterate degenerate.
FUN!
– Great birthday or holiday gift for people of all ages.
– Must have for new parents, a great baby shower gift!
– Perfect for the degenerates in your life.
ABC Degeneracy is Richie Richards’ first children’s book. It is available now on preorder for Kindle and paperback release on October 8. Preorder here.