Richie Richards is a fake news journalist with dreams of being the next Don Lemon.
- Biden Administration Changes the Definition of ‘Dementia’
- Democrats Win Congressional Baseball Game After Run Recount at 2am
- Justin Trudeau announces he has COVID after wife asks him to clean dishes
- Elon Musk buys Kim Kardashian and Kanye West to fix their marriage
- Justin Trudeau banned from Russia; can’t return new babushka
- Freedom Fries renamed White Supremacy Fries
- To prepare for war, Ukrainian troops undergo emergency Critical Race Theory training
- BREAKING: Pelosi Bill to Fund Beer Coozie Delivery to Alcoholics
- Bidens welcome dog gifted from President Xi
- Joe Rogan Replaces Neil Young in Crosby, Stills & Nash Supergroup
- BREAKING: AOC Barely Survives Murder Attempt by Maskless Neil Gorsuch
- ‘Greatest Generation’ renamed ‘Meh Generation’ for raising Boomers
- Millions of Americans Spend MLK-Day Claiming MLK Supported Their Political Party
- BREAKING: Kyle Rittenhouse Found Guilty of Murdering Prosecutor’s Career
- Obamas release old photographs of pregnant Michelle
- BLM unsure what to loot with store shelves now empty
- California law mandates stores carry ‘My Little Communist’ action figures
- Democrats hold contest to name upcoming election season Covid variants
- Astronaut’s space suit fails when child doesn’t wear his own space suit
- Jeff Bezos debuts private “Tax the Rich” rocket ship
- BREAKING: Pete Buttigieg declares himself winner in Afghanistan election
- ‘Why are you so selfish?’ asks woman demanding others inject themselves with experimental drug to make her feel safe
- AOC: ‘The upside of socialism: not having to grow old’https://genesiustimes.com/aoc-the-upside-of-socialism-not-having-to-grow-old/
- Joe Biden appoints Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey as Secretary of Education
- Confused hitman kills journalist investigating George Clinton
- Professional athlete Gwen Berry qualifies for the Oppression Olympics
- Make-A-Wish Foundation now requires kids to undergo sex change and CRT indoctrination for granted wishes
- Selfie-taking 8-year-old arrested at Capitol for insurrection
- CNN rehires Jeffrey Toobin as Chief OnlyFans Correspondent
- Philanthropist Matt Walsh raises money for AOC’s neglected pet gerbil
- In attempt to unite the country, Joe Biden gets a spray tan
- Velvet Ropes awarded Medal of Freedom for saving democracy during Jan 6 insurrection
- The Genesius Times Official BLM Protesting How-to Guide
- Local small business eyes big riches by getting woke
- Jordan Peterson turns 5 copies of ’12 Rules for Life’ into 5,000
- John Kerry seen unloading private jet from transport jet en route to Climate Conference
- Fauci Orders ‘No Sex Until AIDS is Cured’
- George Floyd Celebrates 300 Days of Sobriety
- Brave activists exterminate last ‘problematic’ white rhinos
- Out of the closetMy life as a fake news journalist has been a
- POLL: 86% of Dead Voters Already Regret Voting for Biden
- ALERT: Pillsbury Doughboy reported missing
- OJ Simpson teams with Hillary Clinton to write ‘If I Did It 2’
- Green New Deal support increases among the Amish after green energy fail
- Shaun King launches BLM inspired flaming pillow company
- Disney fires Jabba the Hutt after controversial tweets
- Fauci orders wall of masks built around all federal buildings
- AOC reveals she is a Holocaust survivor
- OAN adds TDS counter to broadcast
- Trump pranked Biden by rearranging his pill organizer before leaving White House
- Virus deaths no longer the fault of the president
- Oxford changes definition of ‘peaceful’ to include ‘surrounded by thousands of troops’
- GT: Forest fire arsonist identified as Squirrel Lives Matter activist
- GT: Trump uses Dominion machines to count crowd size: 9 billion in attendance
- GT: Colorado woman refuses to see mountain of evidence of mountain
- GT: Local Libertarian eagerly awaiting Trump’s opinion to hate it
- GT: Local Republican eagerly awaiting Trump’s opinion to determine his own opinion
- GT: Local Democrat eagerly awaiting Trump’s opinion to determine his own opinion
- GT: Joe Biden releases new book: ‘How to Unite with Stupid, Inbred, Racist Nazis’
- GT: President-Elect selects Donald Trump as Secretary of State
- TSC: Pope canonizes teen as Patron Saint of Pwning Noobs
- GT: AOC launches new ‘honest socialism’ clothing line
- GT: Ellen Page secures her first Oscar for putting on a hat
- GT: Official How-To Guide for Safely Celebrating Thanksgiving in 2020
- GT: CNN creates list of NFL teams who have not ‘acknowledged the Eagles are Superbowl LV Champions’
- GT: Fox declares Philadelphia Eagles Superbowl LV champions
- GT: AOC to compile list of political enemies once she learns how to read and write
- GT: BREAKING: Archaeologists find boxes of US ballots in newly unearthed Egyptian tomb
- GT: BREAKING: Donald Trump has not denounced white supremacy in the past 24 hours
- GT: 2024 GOP presidential candidate already identified as a racist, homophobic monster
- So now this exists…No jokes. No story. Just a photo I snapped on
- GT: Democrats insist Biden was actually a Republican when he committed those crimes
- GT: Libertarians hold battle royale to determine who is a real libertarian
- GT: Trump dipped in bronzer as a baby; only weakness is heel
- GT: Joe “Smash” Biden rejects pre-debate test: ‘no reason to suspect I take any drugs’
- TSC: Democrats Add Interpretive Dancers to Joe Biden Campaign
- GT: BREAKING: Jill Biden arrested for elderly abuse
- GT: Dems have evidence Trump’s next SCOTUS nominee ‘drowned immigrant trans puppies’ for fun
- GT: AOC scrambles for something even stupider to say to draw attention from Joe Biden
- GT: BREAKING: Anonymous sources reveal Donald Trump ‘loathes midgets’
- TSC: Beach-goer discovers secret hiding place in his shoes
- GT: Hillary Clinton already finished writing Joe Biden’s eulogy
- GT: Local ladies attend ‘Worst clam rally in history’
- GT: Murder hornets insist they are the ‘Hornets of Peace’
- TSC: Jesus Returns to Turn Five Rolls of Toilet Paper into 5,000