Richie Richards is a fake news journalist with dreams of being the next Don Lemon.
- GT: Local small business eyes big riches by getting woke
- GT: Jordan Peterson turns 5 copies of ’12 Rules for Life’ into 5,000
- GT: John Kerry seen unloading private jet from transport jet en route to Climate Conference
- GT: Fauci Orders ‘No Sex Until AIDS is Cured’
- GT: George Floyd Celebrates 300 Days of Sobriety
- GT: Brave activists exterminate last ‘problematic’ white rhinos
- Out of the closetMy life as a fake news journalist has been a
- GT: POLL: 86% of Dead Voters Already Regret Voting for Biden
- GT: ALERT: Pillsbury Doughboy reported missing
- GT: OJ Simpson teams with Hillary Clinton to write ‘If I Did It 2’
- GT: Green New Deal support increases among the Amish after green energy fail
- GT: Shaun King launches BLM inspired flaming pillow company
- GT: Disney fires Jabba the Hutt after controversial tweets
- GT: Fauci orders wall of masks built around all federal buildings
- GT: AOC reveals she is a Holocaust survivor
- GT: OAN adds TDS counter to broadcast
- GT: Trump pranked Biden by rearranging his pill organizer before leaving White House
- GT: Virus deaths no longer the fault of the president
- GT: Oxford changes definition of ‘peaceful’ to include ‘surrounded by thousands of troops’
- GT: Forest fire arsonist identified as Squirrel Lives Matter activist
- GT: Trump uses Dominion machines to count crowd size: 9 billion in attendance
- GT: Colorado woman refuses to see mountain of evidence of mountain
- GT: Local Libertarian eagerly awaiting Trump’s opinion to hate it
- GT: Local Republican eagerly awaiting Trump’s opinion to determine his own opinion
- GT: Local Democrat eagerly awaiting Trump’s opinion to determine his own opinion
- GT: Joe Biden releases new book: ‘How to Unite with Stupid, Inbred, Racist Nazis’
- GT: President-Elect selects Donald Trump as Secretary of State
- TSC: Pope canonizes teen as Patron Saint of Pwning Noobs
- GT: AOC launches new ‘honest socialism’ clothing line
- GT: Ellen Page secures her first Oscar for putting on a hat
- GT: Official How-To Guide for Safely Celebrating Thanksgiving in 2020
- GT: CNN creates list of NFL teams who have not ‘acknowledged the Eagles are Superbowl LV Champions’
- GT: Fox declares Philadelphia Eagles Superbowl LV champions
- GT: AOC to compile list of political enemies once she learns how to read and write
- GT: BREAKING: Archaeologists find boxes of US ballots in newly unearthed Egyptian tomb
- GT: BREAKING: Donald Trump has not denounced white supremacy in the past 24 hours
- GT: 2024 GOP presidential candidate already identified as a racist, homophobic monster
- So now this exists…No jokes. No story. Just a photo I snapped on
- GT: Democrats insist Biden was actually a Republican when he committed those crimes
- GT: Libertarians hold battle royale to determine who is a real libertarian
- GT: Trump dipped in bronzer as a baby; only weakness is heel
- GT: Joe “Smash” Biden rejects pre-debate test: ‘no reason to suspect I take any drugs’
- TSC: Democrats Add Interpretive Dancers to Joe Biden Campaign
- GT: BREAKING: Jill Biden arrested for elderly abuse
- GT: Dems have evidence Trump’s next SCOTUS nominee ‘drowned immigrant trans puppies’ for fun
- GT: AOC scrambles for something even stupider to say to draw attention from Joe Biden
- GT: BREAKING: Anonymous sources reveal Donald Trump ‘loathes midgets’
- TSC: Beach-goer discovers secret hiding place in his shoes
- GT: Hillary Clinton already finished writing Joe Biden’s eulogy
- GT: Local ladies attend ‘Worst clam rally in history’
- GT: Murder hornets insist they are the ‘Hornets of Peace’
- TSC: Jesus Returns to Turn Five Rolls of Toilet Paper into 5,000