GT: AOC scrambles for something even stupider to say to draw attention from Joe Biden AOC scrambles for something even stupider to say to draw attention from Joe Biden
GT: BREAKING: Anonymous sources reveal Donald Trump ‘loathes midgets’ BREAKING: Anonymous sources reveal Donald Trump ‘loathes midgets’
TSC: Beach-goer discovers secret hiding place in his shoes Beach-goer discovers secret hiding place in his shoes
GT: Hillary Clinton already finished writing Joe Biden’s eulogy Hillary Clinton already finished writing Joe Biden’s eulogy
GT: Local ladies attend ‘Worst clam rally in history’ Local ladies attend ‘Worst clam rally in history’
GT: Murder hornets insist they are the ‘Hornets of Peace’ Murder hornets insist they are the ‘Hornets of Peace’
TSC: Jesus Returns to Turn Five Rolls of Toilet Paper into 5,000 Jesus Returns to Turn Five Rolls of Toilet Paper into 5,000