GT: Joe Biden releases new book: ‘How to Unite with Stupid, Inbred, Racist Nazis’ Joe Biden releases new book: ‘How to Unite with Stupid, Inbred, Racist Nazis’
GT: President-Elect selects Donald Trump as Secretary of State President-Elect selects Donald Trump as Secretary of State
TSC: Pope canonizes teen as Patron Saint of Pwning Noobs Pope canonizes teen as Patron Saint of Pwning Noobs
GT: AOC launches new ‘honest socialism’ clothing line AOC launches new ‘honest socialism’ clothing line
GT: Ellen Page secures her first Oscar for putting on a hat Ellen Page secures her first Oscar for putting on a hat
GT: Official How-To Guide for Safely Celebrating Thanksgiving in 2020 Official How-To Guide for Safely Celebrating Thanksgiving in 2020
GT: CNN creates list of NFL teams who have not ‘acknowledged the Eagles are Superbowl LV Champions’ CNN creates list of NFL teams who have not ‘acknowledged the Eagles are Superbowl LV Champions’
GT: Fox declares Philadelphia Eagles Superbowl LV champions Fox declares Philadelphia Eagles Superbowl LV champions
GT: AOC to compile list of political enemies once she learns how to read and write AOC to compile list of political enemies once she learns how to read and write
GT: BREAKING: Archaeologists find boxes of US ballots in newly unearthed Egyptian tomb BREAKING: Archaeologists find boxes of US ballots in newly unearthed Egyptian tomb
