The first of Richie Richards’ new children’s series, Bowie Bee, is now available in paperback. Through the eyes of Bowie, a brave and inquisitive bee, children will learn lessons about the world and themselves applicable to real-world issues.
Bowie and his hive of bustling bees find bunnies in their berry patch. When he expresses concern about the new residents, Bowie is met with scorn from his fellow bees.
Bowie Bee Learns About Immigration teaches children lessons in supply and demand, invading populations and speaking the truth, even when the truth is unpopular.
WWE heads into communist territory for the Elimination Chamber pay per view. Predictions:
Bobby Lashley vs. Brock Lesnar
Nobody can beat Brock Lesnar. Not even the guy that got Donald Trump elected President. Sorry, Bobby. Prediction: We see at least 10 spearsEdge & Beth Phoenix vs. Finn Balor & Rhea Ripley
If I wanted to watch men and women compete against eachother, I would watch college swimming instead. Mixed matches are dumb. Prediction: EdgeRaquel Rodriguez vs Liv Morgan vs. Nikki Cross vs. Asuka vs. Natalya, Elimination Chamber Match (Raw Womens Contendership)
This entire match should be replaced with a five minute Carmella vs Liv Morgan match. Prediction: It's better than this year's Rumble but worse than a Bra-and-Panties Match.Austin Theory (c) vs. Seth Rollins vs. Johnny Gargano vs. Bronson Reed vs. Damian Priest vs. Montez Ford, Elimination Chamber Match (United States Championship)
Never heard of Bronson Reed before, but he can't be as annoying as Montez Ford. Prediction: Austin TheoryRoman Reigns vs. Sami Zayn, Undisputed WWE Universal Championship
Montreal is going to love Sami. They're also going to hate when Roman spears him in half. Suck it, Canada. Prediction: Big Dog retains
It’s hard to get excited about a card without Gunther but Bobby/Brock and Sami/Roman could save the show. The crowd will be wild for Zayn, but watching Reigns piss off a bunch of Godless commies will be hilarious. Prediction: I sleep better than Sami Zayn tonight.
